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meladoodle:

ladies laaaaadies, theres plenty of me to go around *detaches arm* thats for you Brenda

Anonymous: I hooked up with my hockey coach

tropicalifornication:

more like hickey coach am i right ladies

oknope:

imagine reading a book of all the lies you’ve told 

dillondean:

thug life? more like hug life. come here

kahomo:

when ur absent from school and you ask the teacher to explain something and they just say ‘well you should have been here’

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Me trying to say sorry

me:  I want to make nice